Am I on Planet Starbucks? Trapped in a sailor's reverie? Or dusting the cobwebs out of Davy Jones' Locker? The winner will receive a wet kipper wrapped in brown paper and a pinch on the cheek.
Back on Monday; hope that life is good for everyone and that no catastrophes have occurred, I'm fretting about that myself right now, I always do when I'm on holiday.
PS. For all those non stop googling" Who is Tabitha's husband of Bourbon & Pearls?" I am so sorry to disappoint you all, he is just an every day man, not famous, not rich; sorry, don't know what you are all looking for!