Have you heard? Whilst armies march on their stomach, we in the UK have been unconscious galloping gourmets. Cow appears to have been entirely absent from the food chain, (perhaps he/she is on a rave holiday in Ibiza) and has been without our knowledge replaced by Champion the wonder horse.
I'm only laughing because I buy my meat from the local farm and as a meat eater, I have no prejudice, though I do draw the line at puppies - did you just stop following me?
What does make me bridle is the utter deceit and duplicity of the food production industry.
What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
I ate brains in Morocco, just to show off in front of the menfolk who wouldn't touch it - still regretting that one and looking for someone to nurse me through bovine spongiform encphalopathy in the years to come.