Jackie Kennedy - Cartier Louis tank.
Sharp angles, boxed in frigid control freak.
Diamond studded Rolex
Russian hooker or second hand car dealer.
Bond - Omega seamaster
Your watch says licenced to Kill and sanctioned to seduce the world's most desirable women.
Your life says: accountant for a paper mill in Dagenham.
Your watch says quiet classic elegance because you're all fur coat and no knickers.
Victorinox Swiss Army watch
The Swiss Army? As redundant as the military force its named after.
The Queen - Patek Phillipe.
I may be on the throne but I have abdicated all sense of good taste.
My watch appears above, but I'm not saying which one it is.
So, what does your watch say about you?